Today’s youth have zero real-world skills

Have you noticed that today’s youth seem to possess no skills other than masturbation, texting and social media posting? The really skilled ones can do all three at once…

Seriously, when I grew up, we had the Boy Scouts, the track team, the math club, after-school hands-on science classes and many other opportunities to learn real-world skills. But today’s mainstream public school kids don’t even know how to grow their own food, start a camp fire or even build a sand castle on the beach.

They totally lack any skills in the real world because they’re glued to their console gaming devices, mobile phones and snapchat. They’re not even living in the real world!